dream-insilk:

foreheadxkisses:

Body comparisons. 

this makes me feel alive

(via saraheellison)

thenoodlebooty:

luigigrivera:

i can’t stop laughting

This was an adventure

(Source: ragecomics4you, via th0rnybeautyblahblah)

nerdygirllove:

dezi-desire:

vriskasbby:

thriftstorewarfare:

…did…did Barbie just break the fourth wall. 

that is stacy you uncultured swine

This show is genuinely amazing. My daughter started watching it and I thought “Oh god, she’s watching a Barbie show” and then I watched some of it and it’s hilarious. Lots of geeky references, is based on actual barbie merchandise and breaks the fourth wall a lot and kinda makes fun of itself.

Yea, this show is amazing. A ton of the jokes are like this and it is hella nostalgic for anyone who played with Barbies. My favorite jokes are the “How old is barbie?” ones. 

(Source: rrraquelle, via flobotstardis)

gallifreyanprincess:

clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?

YES

BEING HYDRATED LEADS TO BETTER BRAIN FUNCTION, BETTER DIGESTIVE FUNCTION WHICH CAN MEAN WEIGHT LOSS, PRETTIER SKIN, FEWER HEADACHES, MORE ENERGY, LESSENS CRAMPS, AND IT HELPS YOUR KIDNEYS CLEAN YOUR BLOOD WHICH MEANS YOU FEEL BETTER OVERALL

SO PEE AS MUCH AS YOU NEED TO MY FRIEND

(via squeewentthefangirl)

chocolatequeennk:

haliasjane:

inbetweenfictionandreality:

"I waited too long to read the sequel, and now I can’t even remember the characters."

 A novel by me

"I read the whole series in less than two days, and now can’t separate the events of individual books" the thrilling sequel

"I’ve read so much fanfic for this series, I can’t remember what really happened in the books" the stunning conclusion

(via squeewentthefangirl)

  • Person: you're loud
  • Anxiety: you're annoying, a worthless piece of shit to the human race.
  • Person: you're quiet
  • Anxiety: speak the fuck up you shy ass little whore.
  • Person: you failed the math test? Bummer.
  • Anxiety: you dumbass,you'll never get anywhere in life. Kill yourself.

hylianears:

notafuckingwizard:

Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.

who’s gonna take the 82 hour trip down to no where land to tell these people half the english speaking world uses their apparently exclusive phrases

(via playitreal)

windwolf0097:

dirtylittledamsel:

this is more dramatic than a Lana Del Rey music video

(via half-is-stupid)

pheberoni:

Shepard & the media is so crazy 2 think about 

(via fuckyeahbioware)

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kingjamesofny:

pansysky:

spookytox:

reaill:

grimfemme:

I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

welp now we know the distinction between the two

Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?

You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.

DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!

NONE OF US KNEW THAT

Um

(via fallingshyofordinary)

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socialismartnature:

This sculpture by Issac Cordal in Berlin is called “Politicians discussing global warming.”

http://inhabitat.com/isaac-cordals-incredible-tiny-sculptures-offer-a-chilling-view-of-climate-change/

(via half-is-stupid)

Throwback lol. We are so epic. #love #oneyearanniversary #weddinganniversary #nerds #xbox #achievement

I love you, Hector.